Responses

I know that I have a very sick sense of humor but with all of the questions that we get asked I have developed an even sicker sense of humor. When the girls first came home I loved the conversations with strangers about my girls but now they conversation has become tedious and my responses have become sillier. Here are my top ten comments or questions and my clever responses:

1. Comment: Boy do you have your hands full. Response: Better full than empty
2. Question: Are they natural (I assume meaning were they conceived naturally)? Response: No they are made from spare robot parts.
3. Question: Are they identical? Response: Yes, they just don't look alike.
4. Question: What are they? Response: Babies
5. Question: Are they twins? Response: No, That one is just really, really small for her age.
6. Comment: Better you than me. Response: Obviously!
7. Question: Do twins run in your family? Response: No they mostly walk.
8. Question: Can you tell them apart? Response: No, we are still not sure if we have their names right.
9. Question: Can I touch them? Response: Is this a petting zoo?
10. Comment: I just don't know how you do it. Response: Neither do I. ;>)

Now, some of these I have said out loud and some have only been said inside my head. That being said I am working up the guts to use all of them. :>)