I miss Jack!

...don’t you?

For all of you 24 watchers out there. You understand...

Jack Bauer once stepped into quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and nearly drowned.

There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.

When someone asked Jack Bauer if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied "What does 'afraid' mean?"

Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.

Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.

Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.

Jack Bauer broke into the Russian Consulate and got captured because he thought it would be fun to compare Russian prisons with Chinese prisons.

If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.

My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer. He wishes I was Jack Bauer.

If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.

From: http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topsixty