As a Mom there are many things I never imagined myself saying. Here are a few of my recent standouts:
- We don't eat food off our feet.
- Don't lick the dog... again.
- We don't lick cars. (what the heck is the deal with licking everything?)
- Geese are not toys.
- Stop snapping my bra straps. (At least I never thought I would say this to my daughters.)
- Nice sisters don't bite their sisters toes.
- We don't fling poop in this house. (I was talking about a poopy diaper in the girls defense.)
- Butts are not toys. (Don't remember the context of this beauty.)
- Yum... mommy loves tofu, so should you. (Mommy does not love tofu.)
- Sidewalk moss is not yummy.
- Eww... licking eyeballs is gross.
- Don't throw the dog.
- Please put the gun down. (Gracie LOVES to play with the boys toy guns.)
Do you see a couple of pretty disgusting trends here??? I sure do.
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A couple of faves around here:
- get your foot out of my underwear
- don't wipe boogers on the dog.
Never dull, is it? ;)
NOPE!
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