Need a vacation

I think as Moms we should be entitled to special things. Exclusive parking spaces. Special deals on vacations. A pause button we can use throughout the day when WE need a time out. Good effortless hair. Reading time every day. Milk and cookies every afternoon. Thin physiques in spite of eating crappy food over our computers when we get two free minutes. Naps. Quiet children (at least once in a while).

I think I would take even one of these things once a week. It's a thankless job... I guess somebody's got to do it. ;D